I hardly can tolerate little children. Their endless gibberish and immature sense of humor annoy me endlessly. I only like them if I am related to them or otherwise emotionally connected.
However, the other day at Target I encountered on little girl who I genuinely believe is a genius. If there is anyone who can or could concoct a zombie vaccine, this bitch is she.
I don't know why this movie is so despised.
While my mother was arguing with the cashier – who was a total whore by the way because my mom was completely right – about ten dollars that should have been deducted from the cost of the TV she so graciously bought me for college I enjoyed a mediocre California salad from the Target food bar thing. Next to me a woman pulled up with a little girl in tow, promising her excited daughter ice cream. The woman ordered one small vanilla ice cream for her daughter, to which the little girl responded, “what!? only a small!?” The mother, in an attempt to quiet her daughter told her that if this time she finishes the small, next time she’ll receive a medium. Nopw this is wear the girls’ genius comes into play. Mind you this small lady was between three and five years old. I think this is pretty keen reasoning for a child of that age; to her mother’s proposition she responded with another: “if I finish the medium, next time, can I get a big?”
First of all adorable.
Secondly, genius.
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