I have a complaint.
Apparently, there are many tooth fairies and the one assigned to our house is cheap. She only leaves a toonie for each tooth. (That’s a $2 coin for you non-Canadians.)
Personally, I don’t think that she’s cheap at all but the children are complaining. I try to tell them how lucky they are because I only received a quarter for each tooth. (That’s a 25 cent coin for you Canadians.) They’re not buying it.
A friend who was visiting yesterday bragged that she receives six dollar coins AND chocolate coins. Other friends receive Webkinz. A Webkinz for the remains of a tooth? That’s one generous tooth fairy!
Is there somewhere that I can file a formal complaint with the tooth fairies? Do they have a professional association? Maybe I could arrange for a more generous fairy to take over our house. Even better, I’d like to for all of the tooth fairies to follow a maximum benefit guideline. A cheap one.
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